Swingtown! |
Excuse me, just passing through... |
"So this priest, rabbi and softball player walk into a bar..." |
"O.K. So that's a triple, Meissner and Kelli score, RBI, hit with runner on base, 9th triple in siderial time by a right-handed batter with yellow laces, 3rd hit in-a-row after moon in 7th house and Jupiter aligned with Mars..." |
The smokin gun |
If you can't catch with style, don't catch at all. |
I'm just glad she caught it. |
"...and every time I do this it hurts!" |
"Don't do that then? Wow! Who knew?" |
"I wonder if Ron will send Lish?" |
 Hughes is... |
Safe! |
No more runs for you this inning. |
Ole. |
Squeeze it! |
Catch the ball in the middle of the glove! |
There's always time for cookies. |
"Unt now vee study the abstract of geshtahlt patternz, zee how just a few feet avay from da game zee ordinary pattern of fence just continues, not paying any attention to ze runner on shird baze..." |
"The fence wasn't paying attention, so I went home!" |
Prepare for boom! |
Safe! |
RBI, thank you. |
HEY! It's time to Meissnersize! 1 and 2 and 1 and... |
No runs, no hits, no errors. |
"You think you're going to third?" |
"Think again!" |
"I think she's dead!" |
...so that's a force at third with two out and the runner wearing black batting gloves and red sox during a Tibetian earth celebration... "Could you just keep score, Dad?" |
We win! |
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